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Jokes for Folks

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Contributed by: Danielle Love on 2/15/2007

Two young boys were waiting for surgery. One was shaking, the other chewing bubble gum.

Boy with the bubble gum: What you having done today?
Young Boy shaking: I'm going to have my tonsils out and I'm really scared.
I had nightmares all last night.

The boy popped a bubble and threw his armback behind his head. "You must be a newbie. I had my tonsils out and they didn't even give me anesthesia. I have a high tolerance topain, it runs in my family.

The scared young boy: "Really? You sure are brave."

The boy popped another bubble. "It was a piece of cake, and I got all the ice cream I wanted." Shoot you'd have to be a baby to be scared.

The young boy calmed down a bit. "How about you? What you having done THIS time?"

" Ah, just a circumcision, no problem. They're not even gonna put me to sleep.

The scared young boy's eyes widened and he started shaking his head, "Oh man, I had that done when I was born and I couldn't walk for a year.

Danielle Love

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