November 13, 2007

Rellis Irrational Nut Job!

In his first issue of the new rag, "Ventura Breeze" Mr Sheldon Brown, owner and publisher made a point of demeaning me, can you imagine, a nice guy like me. Anyway at the end of his harangue he made a point to say that he would have nothing more to say about me. So I figured "oh well" another arch enemy gone.

Well Mr Brown decided he wanted to mess with the Bull a little bit more, guess he doesn't mind getting the horn. He wrote the following letter to the Gang in the Ivory Tower, I would guess to try and get on their "good" list. This was sent on his company stationary.

November 7, 2007

Dear City Council members and Rick Cole:

Welcome to the second issue of the Ventura Breeze.

Please pay special attention to the Opinion section and the letter from the infamous Rellis.

Hopefully this will finalize any doubts that you have had that he is affiliated in anyway with our publication. I do apologize for any misgiving that were created by his early relationship with us.

I knew that he was controversial but, truthfully, I didn't know that he was completely irrational. I should have listened more closely to Marie Lakin.

Also if you are a writer (or not) we would really like to publish any articles and thoughts (pro and con) that you might have regarding Ventura.

Thank you

Sheldon Brown

PS: I wonder if him calling me completely irrational could be considered a rational thought? Or maybe it could be considered slander..... Hmmmmmm!

Rellis Smith
res@sbcglobal.net